Quentin Blake's Funny Prize Drawing

Earthlings, listen here. Perhaps you are not such lousy no-good hopeless duffers as I thought. You seem to have chosen ’LETTERS FROM AN ALIEN SCHOOLBOY’ to be shortlisted for your so called Roald Dahl ‘Funny’ prize. I don’t really get this Earthling thing about ’jokes’, especially as you always seem to be laughing at me, but I understand that you mean it kindly, even though the ‘laughing’ noise is so repellently grating that I must turn my ear trumpets to minimal volume to avoid it.  But, who knows, perhaps you will learn something useful from my humble book. The ‘publishers’ (Piccadilly Press), who rejoice in destroying endless forests of the timid vegetables you call ‘trees’, have even made a website:

It is only available on your sad ‘internet’ which is several million times slower than the Interplanet and operates on a mere two dimensions, but you may find it enjoyable, in your way.

My great and serious work of Scientific Exploration 'Letters from an Alien Schoolboy'

Unfortunately there are some other books on the shortlist too, including one by a bizarre Earthling known as Terry Jones, who I gather collaborated in a thing called ‘Monty Python’. Was it about Gorgon’s hairstyles? Do let me know. Perhaps you will find some of these other books even ‘funnier’ than mine. I expect the writers were all trying very hard.

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  1. Pam Johnson says:

    Don’t remember Gorgon’s hairstyle – I think it was something to do with dead parrots? Anyway, Wonderful news, Congratulations!

  2. Betty Beep says:

    Ah, you must mean pythons+snakes=Gorgons hair. Either way, my eight year old daughter loved ‘Alien SchoolboyLetters’. Good luck.

    • Tiger says:

      I might be beating a dead horse, but thank you for posting this!

      • Ankuradhika says:

        One of my favourite things about being a parent is sharing with the kids all the books I loved as a child. One of my favourites that my Grandma had at her house was ‘Dirk’s Dog Bello’. I so wanted a Great Dane that I could ride. As I got older I loved all the Nancy Drew books, even now I can feel the excitement of starting a new book, all the mystery and intrigue! Thank you so much for a wonderful opportunity to remember. Ankuradhika

  3. Kallen says:

    Good blog! I am wondering how I might be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your RSS which must do the trick! Have a great day!