ROALD DAHL, TOWER HAMLETS, PRIZES, LITERACY GALORE.


 No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
 No comfortable feel in any member--
 No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
 No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds--
 November!

— Thomas Hood

My November was quite cheery, though. Nov 4th saw the launch of the All Party Parliamentary Group on Literacy  at House of Commons with MPs and a couple of  the cast of musical WICKED (who are supporting literacy through their involvement in Wicked Young Writers’ Award but who sadly did not have green faces) and How to Train Your Dragon author Cressida Cowell. The National Literacy Trust is a wonderful organisation dealing with all aspects of reading, This year they are doing cards by ‘Gruffalo” wunderkind Axel Scheffler, ‘Charlie and Lola” genius Lauren Child, and, erm, me. Mine is below and you can see the others on the NLT website,

Jonathan Douglas Director of the National Literacy Trust with Ros Aquith

 

 

 

Ros Asquith card for national literacy Trust GIFT OF READING

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Later that week Rory, aged 9, came to my Chocolate Factory exhibition and decided to do his birthday thank you letters as alien pictures. Here’s one:

Rory's alien masterpiece

Was very proud to be part of an art auction at the Halcyon Gallery, raising money for The Art Room -a pioneering Oxford based charity aimed at 5-16 yr olds who are having a hard time at school either as a result of specific learning difficulties or interrupted schooling.

The list of artists was awesome, including Jake and Dinos Chapman, Antony Gormley, Maggi Hambling, Patrick Hughes,  Paula Rego, Rachel Whiteread, the last children’s laureate Anthony Browne,set designer pare excellence Hildegard Bechtler and exquisite illustrator Jane Ray. Was shy to be in such company and vowed to make a better picture next time.

Really enjoyed the Roald Dahl Funny Prize which was won by Liz Pichon for‘The Brilliant World of Tom Gates’. The under 7 category was won by Cats Ahoy! by Peter Bently (who was also shortlisted in 2009 ), and illustrated by Jim Field. Excellent books, indeed. I seem to have got my picture taken with Philip ‘beardy’ Ardagh (who won the prize last year) and Terry Jones who, like me, was a loser.

Ros Asqutih and Philip Ardagh. Wierdy and Beardy.
RosAsquith and Terry Jones. Python meets alien.

 

Michael Rosen thought up the idea for the funny prize because funny books don’t get a look in on most award shortlists. So thank you Michael. You can see a video of him and the winners here.

 

 

The Tower Hamlets Book Award was won by Joe Layburn (pictured below,

right) for ‘Street Heroes’. And I was second with ‘Letters from an Alien Schoolboy’.

Here we are, judging the amazing school plays.

Anne Canning, Andrea Reece, Ros Asquith, Jo Humphreys-Davis and Joe Layburn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lots of schools  took part,  performing fantastic plays and films about the shortlisted books, so it was a really special event. Globe School won with a very funny staging of the first scene of Alien Schoolboy, complete with alien masks, a spaceship and a walking ice cream poster. Hope to get the video soon. Thanks to all of the schools for putting so much effort and imagination into our humble books and especially to Manorfield Primary where I had a terrific time with Year six who all drew some spectacular aliens. I hate to agree with OFSTED (see cartoon below), but Manorfield really is an outstanding school.

 

Ros Asquith Cartoon, Guardian Education

 

 

 

 

Here's me signing books at Tower Hamlets

Here’s me on the left, signing books at Tower Hamlets. I think the books were written by me, but I’ve signed books by plenty of different authors n the past. What do you do? Someone wants an author’s signature on their book, so why not? However I did draw the line when some wag suggested I sign a biography of Princess Diana.

Good Heavens.

 

The Guardian has put up a gallery of pictures from “Letters from an Alien Schoolboy’

That’s quite enough about prizes, ed. Actually, that’s too much about prizes.

 

 

 


14 responses to “ROALD DAHL, TOWER HAMLETS, PRIZES, LITERACY GALORE.”

  1. I really loved reading this, I was just itching to know do you do cartoons on commission?
    I want something for my brother’s wedding in January. He’s an orthodontist and amateur wrestler, she’s a
    vet who likes gardening and opera. Should be some good jokes there? Be great if you could think of something.
    Cheers,
    Andy Stern

  2. 为了学习这个知识,到处找相关文章,哎,真不容易,博主也不容易,在此也要感谢一下博主了。

    • Hi Ho,
      Translated from Chinese, your comment reads ‘In order to learn this knowledge, to find relevant articles, hey, is not easy, not easy to bloggers, Bo look at this also like to thank the Lord.” Can’t help wondering why you sent this gobbledegook . I keep deleting similar messages, but still they come. I suppose you are paying for some service that tells you you will be read by millions, but, alas, you won’t.
      Onward and upward.

  3. Hello! I voted for alien schoolboy at Tower Hamlets awaard. Big shame it dident win.
    Me and my mates thought it was well funny.

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  6. hello there, awesome blog, shame you didn’t win funny prize! But definitely one for my favorites.

  7. Hello.This article was really interesting, especially since I was looking for stuff about the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE last Thursday. Cheers, Carlos

  8. Oh thanks, no, you weren’t the only boy reading Teenage Worrier. I got a few proposals from boys… (two from China in fact).
    Hope your twins enjoy them!

    • I used to love horror / ghost stories but haven’t read one in a while. I should remedy that soon. But I probably am not a connoisseur of the genre as you are I heard that Stephen King / Joe Hill have jointly written a new story called Throttle’ which seems to be quite scary. Have you read that? Maybe you will like it because of the scary part and because it is by your favourite authors